Best Neighbor

He’s your neighbor, but he’s the best one of them all.

Man, I was chilling with my best neighbor Rick the other day, he sure knows how to party.

getting neighbored

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.

Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.

Salty Neighbor

When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.

Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor

Cameron Neighbors

A lonely piece of shit that only has like two (sometime three) friends. He’s pretty alright though. Except for the one time he threw a burrito at my windshield in the middle of the night. Other than that, a swell fella.

“Shut up, Cameron Neighbors!”

Howdy, Neighbor!

Something to say to your neighbor or classmate every morning.

“Howdy, neighbor!” I said to my teacher. “What the h-“

neighbor-snoop

A neighbor who is constantly walking by your house asking questions about about your life.

Les walked by the house asking invasive questions and behaved like a neighbor-snoop

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uber neighbor

A neighbor who is too eager to make friends. AKA: "Nuber"

Is Dick's uber neighbor trying to get him to go to a bible study again?

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