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When your trying to evade a dude after you pissed them off royally by mouthing off to them and as your walking away, they come charging up behind you, fists in the air, chests out to here but they make no physical contact with you. Like being in a cock fight stance. Fir any reason you are found righteous in or when it's not warrented. As if he's either bullying you, he's in the wrong because you caught him with your woman after he lied to you about her or you just choose to take the high road cuz you know you were right about something and he can't take he was wrong or exposed. He comes charging after you as if to bull rush you but then stops himself as if he suddenly forgot what he was doing or is all of the sudden reserved and calm. It's a tactic to get the other person to bite back, to suggest "Let's fight Muther Fucker!". Usually followed by carefully chosen antagonistic fightin' words like "Sissy", "Pussy", "Bitch", "Fagot". The nudge is the sudden stop in physical rage to a sudden shift in tone of voice and body language to a kinda seductive, aggravating verbal tease that just tickles your emotions.
Amoury: "Davison tried Bull Nudging me today, like I'm fucking retarded!"
Nadine: "What do you mean by retarded?"
Amoury: "Like, I know I'm right, he knows I'm right but dude can't handle swimmin' in the public humility pool. He thinks rushing and provoking me with some lame name calling is gonna get me going. What a joke!! He'll never get me to fight him, Its all TV show, dramatic effect and I don't have to waste my time or energy to prove shit to the dude or anyone else, proof has been proven. He's wrong, I'm right. Miss me with the dramatic effects. I won't fight. Why do it?"
Nadine: " That's right, tuck that red rag in your pocket & maturely turn and walk away from all the bullshit. Cuz it's all around you!"
Amoury: "Yeah, I wanna keep my shoes clean today, shit free!"
Skank nudge, the process by which you heftily nudge whomever is standing next to you if someone deserving of such a gesture passes by, i.e. a skank, spiceboy or player.
An exaggerated form of the skank nudge may be used in particularly attention grabbing situations whereby the skank nudge or skank tackle may also be used: for example on hearing a terrible chat up line.
typed symbol for skank nudge: >>
In the event of a misused skank nudge, a penalty of a skank tackle may encur without the option of defending ones self.
"Want to see my penis?"
"SKANK NUDGE!"
- followed by said skank nudge.
- provocatively dressed individual passes by -
"SKANK NUDGE"
and/or skank punch and/or skank tackle.
"I am a magical being, take off your bra."
"SKANK TACKLE"
- again, followed by said tackle.
When your drunk friend needs a push up stairs or to navigate a bar.
Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’
A light-to-moderate "assistance-push" that you give someone (or something that he's presently attempting to move) to enable him to more-easily complete some action or task that he's currently engaged in.
Two of my buddies had stopped to give me a ride in their pickup truck, and the passenger had scooched over towards the driver as far as he could; the problem was that because of the gearshift and large transmission-hump, he was unable to brace his feet against the floor in front of him to maneuver himself over sufficiently to make enough room on the seat for me; I therefore gave him a supplemental nudge with my hip to slide him over the rest of the way so that I could plop down and shut the door.
When in the middle of the night you roll over to your girl (or guy) with a hard on and put it in the middle of their back hoping they are DTF at that moment.
Hey sorry about the chub nudge you last night, I was ready to go but I guess you were in a deep sleep.
A gentle, loving sign of affection involving a soft press of the face or body onto a loved one's chest or cheek, typically with romantic partners.
After waking up after a good night's sleep, Adrian felt his boyfriend give him a gentle love nudge.
Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.
Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"
Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'
Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?
Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.
TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.
example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.