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The art of double fisting a girl.
Step 1: Place palms of both hands together in a praying like formation.
Step 2: Insert praying hands into intended female's vagina.
Step 3: In a swift movement, without hesitating, make praying hands into a brain shape.
Step 4: Start pumping like there's no tomorrow.
Step 5: Rinse and repeat.
Meagan enjoys when I engage her in the Screaming Nun. She always begs me for more.
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Evil, psychotic, she-beast disguised as a penguin. At least one can be found wherever Catholics have been stupid enough to start an abbey or monastery. Frequently enters the teaching profession, in spite of an almost pathological hatred of children.
I don't remember my fifth grade teacher's name, so I just call her Attila the Nun.
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Breasts that are so ugly that the woman who was cursed with them should become a nun so that no man will have to look at them.
Jen's boobs look like a pair of saggy bags with stretchmarks with the ends of salamis glued to them, classic nun tits.
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When a girl bites your pubes and they go in her mouth, then she kisses you (were the pubes go into your mouth) then u spit them in her pussy
I dont know i just made it up '' Hairy Nun"
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A code phrase for when your thong is wedged so far up your ass at an extremely inconvenient time that you feel an overwhelming compulsion to yell "nuns on bikes!!!" at the top of your lungs to exert your frustration of not being able to fix this unpleasant situation immediately.
While sitting in church, I leaned over and whispered "nuns on bikes" to my sister with a pained expression on my face because I felt the need to describe my predicament in a succinct manner to relieve my stress before i yelled an obscenity during the sermon.
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A brand of German wine which is considered "tacky and dated".
Alan Partridge:
"Yeah I'll Just have half a bottle of Blue Nun"
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When a guy ejaculates on his girlfriends forehead and places a towel over it. She then flips it over & there you have it--a dirty nun!!!
I gave Becky a dirty nun last night.
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