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(Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.
Shut it parachute knickers, you've hud mare pricks than a second hand dart board!
1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons
2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas
3) and i mean huge
4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women
5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use
6) almost used instead of the hoover dam
7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."
"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
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over sized vagina lips
Did you see the prosciutto parachute on that stripper?
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The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
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A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves
1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
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When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!
i just got ther golden parachute.
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When a woman or a man has really fatty saggy boobs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.
Girl one: eew.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.
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