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Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!
A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
a man who has decided that he loves the sweetness of preparing a dirty perogie (look up dirty perogie)
college guys run into a lot of chicks, tho usually shaved, one day Bob Saget a young scholar porn addict virgin never touched a pussy, had two 3 thousand dollar female fuck dolls to do an examination. They both came with hair 'human hair' so he touched both of them at once then shaved both of them and said "what the fuck where's my dirty perogie? Damn I'm really a perogie pincher! Youch, what a pincer!"
One who pinches the cheeks of a unwilling participant
Wow my cheeks are raw. I know my skirt was halfway up my minge but I had a bad case of the Pincher Pete's.
Like the definition (poop pincher) Poopy Pincher is a family friendly way to Say "anal sphincter."
Just butter up that Poopy Pincher and have a bite!
Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.
I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.
An ass pincher. Pinches ass. Never pinches tits or vagina, just ass.
Man, what an ass pincher! I want him so baaad!