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A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.
"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."
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Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.
Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate?
Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!
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Also known as the stonewall. The act of putting one's mate upside down against a stone wall, and vigorously thrusting the male member within the confines of her ass. Refers to president Jackson's nickname: "stonewall".
Dude, that chick is so different during sex.
Yea dude. That chick'll even go for a nice hot presidential jackson.
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When a man, prefferably in the presidential posistion, preforms an attrocity to the congreggation.
Zach, you must have known she was only 11! That's a presidential scandal.
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When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.
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A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.
Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".
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Air Force One.
Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.
1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.
2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.
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