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A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.
Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"
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1: With it. Being trendy.
2: Staying strapped, or carrying a firearm.
3: On practice, on point.
4 something abnormal.
1: “Are you with the shits?” “Hell yeah. These new Jordan's got me fresh to death.”
2: “Aye. You with the shits?” “Yessir.”
3: *does something cool* “You really are with the shits today.”
4: (rando on twitter) You ever see something so off yo shit(s) you pass away for a minute? *link to a weird image*
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Usually is a stronger word for crap, or it can be used to explain things that are screwed up.
Man, this is shit cuz it doesn't make sense and is freakin baloney.
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A pastey brown waste that's released from the anus to make a person feel better.
Chad took a Shit on Kiersten's pussy rubbed his dick in it then made her lick it off!
Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night!
Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!
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US Army slang with multiple meanings depending on the inflexion used, two of the commonest are:-
a) Are you giving me the facts?
b) I am telling you the absolute truth!
Get your gear together, there's been an attack on Headquarters and we're goin' out to hunt Charlie!
No shit?
No shit!
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War; a battle, used by American soldiers and participants since WWII to describe the chaos of war.
Keep your knees high, we're about to enter the SHIT!
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