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Finding a homeless person sleeping in a public area, and shoving your asshole full of sand and rocks and taking laxatives an hour before. Then giving yourself an enema and shitting all over the hobo's face with sandy, rocky, bloody shit.
"Dude that guy got a sandy sleeper!"
"Aw gross!"
A boring looking car that could beat a high performance car in quarter mile drag race
Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo
Sleeper car owner: yeah sure
*they race*
Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!
*race ends*
Sleeper Dox is what you call a good rapper/trapstar when there on stage rapping, doing there thing!
person:1 Man that guy is an awesome rapper
person:2 I agree, I think hes a Sleeper Dox too!
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A sleeper cell is a person who surprises you with some trait of attribute that was formerly unknown.
"Jake took off his shirt to reveal that he had a six pack... And that's when I knew he was a sleeper cell"
"Jenny seemed like an idiot ans then I found out she's Rhodes Scholar, that chick's a sleeper cell"
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After watching a movie your first impression of it was that it was mediocre at best, yet after a few hours or days have gone by, the movie keeps popping in and out of you thoughts. So, at the time of watching the movie you had no idea it would have such a profound effect on you and yet now its all you can think about. It crept up on you so to speak.
Mike: Dude, I just saw Adventureland last night, and I didn't think much of it at the time, but now its realistic portrayal of teenage life suddenly seems so much more relevant.
Joey: Dude, you just saw a Sleeper Movie!!
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A mystical extra terrestrial being, who visits motel rooms by night, casting spells that put women to sleep in a rigid, catatonic fetal position, making it impossible for the guy, who sprung for the room, to score a piece of ass. The spell is only broken by daylight or checkout time, upon which the woman awakens in a non-horny, pissed off, "drive me home now", state.
"I shoulda not did the movie and just fed Elaine, cause by the time I got her to the modie, and got her naked, the grim sleeper came by, and it was lights out til my four hours were up".
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Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep
The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper