Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
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to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure
Keith: I posted a really average status before
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
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A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.
Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .
the current condition of the currency one would contain at the present time.
My gwap status is on the uprise.
A german keeper that always stands still when a shot is being made. Every Shot on target= Goal
why did he not make an effort to save it. Because he's a ter statue
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Used to say that someone has a double chin in code. Not the brand DC. Can also just say "status.''
Ay, look at my moms DC status.