Little swimmers

A Huggies brand of diaper, commonly misconstrued for more vulgar imagery.

I just bought some little swimmers for my nephew

Swimmer's blowjob

When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.

Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.

Active Swimmer

Somebody very active in the gay watersports community

Person 1: Hey! I heard that you’re an active swimmer.

Person 2: Yeah. I spend on day watching piss kink videos on Reddit.

gullett swimmers

Gullett swimmers are sperm that make it to a woman's throat and swim down...all good girls should enjoy Gullett Swimmers.

Mary enjoys swallowing gullett swimmers as opposed to taking sperm in her vagina.

Swill Swimmer

A person lacking in good looks, usually found skulking in dark corners of bars and clubs awaiting an inebriated passerby to kidnap.

There I was, minding my own, enjoying a nice drink and a boogie, when I woke up in a strange room and realised I'd been swill swimming.

Christ, hide your lunch, it's a swill swimmer!

Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

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lazy swimmers

Another term for low sperm count.

Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.

Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.

Sam: Damn, that sucks.

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