One who thinks soley with his penis.
Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.
Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.
a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.
Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!
Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.
you know everything for no reason
bro you're actually the thinker
When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.
Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.
The Antagonist of ‘No country for old men.’ The guy with the cool haircut. Not the guy from the flash. Bro is not the thinker.
“Man I can’t believe people actually thought the thinker wasn’t the guy from no country for old men.”
“The guy from the flash is NOT the thinker.”