Face Thinker

A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.

Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.

The thinker

you know everything for no reason

bro you're actually the thinker

the thinker

When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.

Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.

The Thinker

The Antagonist of ‘No country for old men.’ The guy with the cool haircut. Not the guy from the flash. Bro is not the thinker.

“Man I can’t believe people actually thought the thinker wasn’t the guy from no country for old men.”

“The guy from the flash is NOT the thinker.”