Trucker's Knuckles

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.

Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.

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trucker bomb

Noun. A receptacle into which a person voids their bodily refuse whilst driving. Said receptacle is often thrown out the window of a moving vehicle like a bomb from a plane.

Gatorade RAIN bottles are a choice vessel for creating a trucker bomb due the large size of the bottle's mouth, which allows a man to place his cudgel inside, therefore eliminating the risk of urination on oneself.

Jimmy the Trucker calls rest stops "homo hangouts". "I never mix it up with those fags," he said. "I just piss me up a trucker bomb and side-arm that monkey out the window. I also shit in Wal-Mart bags while I'm all fucked up on Oxy and Mountain Dew. Keep on truckin!"

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Trucker Mouth

A person who uses foul language is said to have a Trucker Mouth or The mouth of a trucker.

There's also a rock band called Trucker Mouth.

I've got a trucker mouth and need to control my F-bombs better.

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Trucker Pussy

Hostess Fruit Pie, or pudding pie

Man That dude Fucked his Trucker Pussy so much. He needed a spoon when he was done

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trucker dump

A shit that not only clogs your toilet, but the neighbor's as well.

See "Steve"

The bathroom was never the same after Shawna's trucker dump.

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Trucker's Dream

A woman that a trucker can have sex with easily and with no strings attached. Because of the nomadic nature of truck driving, it is desirable to be able to meet women on the road (such as at truck stops) and engage in clandestine behavior without having any commitment.

She was a trucker's dream if I ever did see one.

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Trucker Nugget

When a person sharts while driving.

Dude!!...I totally just dropped a trucker nugget in your passenger seat.

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