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A unfunny twink that usually has a tiny cock
Yo, you hear about that faggot tyson
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like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.
bro look at that guy hes tysoning.
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a BITCH WHO THINKS HE IS COOLER THAN EVERYONE BUT HE NOT AND HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
TYSON IS A BITCH
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A useless piece of shit. A worthless human being. A man-child who's incapable of seeing his own faults and instead blames everyone else around him. A lying, cheating douchebag that cares about no one but himself.
Fucking Tyson, he just continues to prove that he's a piece of shit. I just don't have words to describe his level of incompetence as a father, and in general as a man. Just pathetic.
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A guy with low self confidence and never gets a girl friend and has a small pee pee
Tyson is so quite
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Tyson is a bitch ass nigga who thinks he's the best player on the basketball team.
Yo, you are a bitch ass tyson.
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The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.
So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.
Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.
Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?
Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?
Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
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