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The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.
Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay
When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark
Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!
Buddy, I think you're stoned...
why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
A type of Vandalism that is so Badly and Poorly made its Funny, and, can be reused for satirical Purposes.
Tyler: Some kid drew all over my wallet, trying to fuck it up, but it looks really funny so i'm keeping it
Karl: Now That's what i call Recycled Vandalism
"The Vandalizer" when you empty out a can of spray paint on her vagina and then proceed to fuck her with the can, whilst yelling "I'm a misunderstood teenager"
We did " The Vandalizer" position last night, it looked like a Van Gogh painting on her bed afterwards
When two gay teens vandalize a public place (such as a school), then proceed to makeout. This is also an example of the ideology of "be gay do crimes".
Erin: I can't wait for our Makeout Vandalizing date!
Kira: I know right, it's gonna be so fun!