Weak Sauce

A way of saying that something is lame or boring.

"You mean the phish concert tickets are sold out? Weak Sauce dude."

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Weak Ink

Someone who has multiple tattoos with no muscle mass.

Tom: "Dude did you see that turd at the beach that weighed 120 pounds with 2 tribal band tattoos?"

Jason: "Hell yea I did, that flamer was sporting some major weak ink!"

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weak stream

A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.

Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*

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shits weak

an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.

eff you hoe, yo shits weak.

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weak foot

A persons foot(left or right) that is weaker than their strong foot.

a football player usually avoids using their weak foot when shooting the ball.

Weak Faggot

1. Someone who always talks about lifting weights but only ever seems to lift trays of brownies into their mouths

2. A person who longs for their former "I used to be strong" days, now experiencing their "I'm a gay fuck" days

Man, Mike is such a weak faggot. When is he going to stop eating and start weightlifting again?

Look Weak

Extremest form of guhness all on the facial expression.

Guy1:"Man I just spent all my money can I borrow some?"

Guy2:Yea...,syke!LLS!

Guy3:You look weak!