Thin Mintsterbate

When you crush up Thin Mints, into powdered form. Masterbate with the powdered remains and then proceed to insert them into your anus.

I couldn’t wait for my order of cookies so I can Thin Mintsterbate

The thin and dirties

The term used for when you leave a right mess in the toilet bowl, especially the runny form of your shit- otherwise known as diarrhea.

"Aghh, those chips and salsa, 4 candy bars, and a liter of soda didn't sit well in my stomach. Gave me the thin and dirties!"

Person A: "Hey your pants are all brown on the back."
Person B: "Yeah, I've got the thin and dirties."

Thin Think

1) A simple correct idea or sentence, 100% match in the right spot, in the right time.
2) Thinking deeply, seeing unobvious connections and hidden stones

1) These days sctientists are closer to the god than curch, man. -Hmm, that's a thin think.
2) Remember that guy who exchanged paperclip to a house? How d he guess all that exchanges? -He just think thin.

wheat thins

the best snack ever!!!!!!!! never waste them. jeuin iz the only person (maybe he's not a person) who duznt like them. DIE!!!!

I ate wheat thins the whole day! and i got undepressed.

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thin mint

a luscious young girl(scout or not) who probably has to be home before the street lights go on and is maybe just barely legal.

Vinnie, I made it home with that thin mint yesterday afternoon before the street lights came on and she had to be home.

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Thin oreo

Dont even get me started, these bad boys are the best. Just by putting one of them in you're mouth makes you ascend to another reality. Their crisp and crunch are the best things ever made by mankind.

Me: oh my god these new Thin Oreo are so good i am ascending to godhood.
Friend: let me try one

2 seconds later

Friend: *ascends to an alternate universe from the amazing taste*

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bone-thin

cut down to absolute minimum.

We've cut our business resources down bone-thin.

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