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Don't worry about it, you'll never find it.
Todd: Where can you find the clit of a lady?
Brian: My online girlfriend told me it's at the back of the knee.
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Can't Live It Twice
An acronym similar to yolo but doesn't have the mainstream vibe to it
As John got ready to beer bong liquor he screamed Clit to the crowd
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Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.
A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.
Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."
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Something that men learn to DJ on
Guy #1 “last night I totally DJ Emma’s vj
Guy #2 “what do you mean?”
Guy #1 “ I rubbed her clit”
Guy#2 “you know women don’t like that right?”
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A man say :
"Suck my clit " sarcastic way of say the classic " suck my dick bitch " with the meaning of " leave me alone . Or we al know " fuck off " , or shut up
That sort o material .
I mad this one up myself about 20 years ago . I think is hilarious 😎
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The female (JOYSTICK).
The (BUTTON) that says do not push this (BUTTON) , yet one is compelled to push anyway. Do not be mean to your(BEAN).
Share yhe she love.
I walked in on mah co-houssie . She was blatantly floggin' her (joystick) on the couch, watchin' hardcore porn.
Her (bean) was bashed against my mouth when I sat down.Her (Clit) was thus num-num-nummmed by the Clit-Kaiser.
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Common Long Island Trash. A female from that location in NY, usually a greaseball accompanied by a guido. The white nigger and kike broads aren't too far behind.
Watch out for the CLITs who congregate the 4:54 a.m. train to Babylon.
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