Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.

The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.

handsome giraffe

A nickname given by someone with an extremely long penis

"I hear Rick Fox nicknamed his penis the handsome giraffe"

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giraffe child

A giraffe child is a child with a really long neck: It was born on the moon. It is often playing Dark Souls 5 on its PS2 and watching onision. You can find them at your local library.

Oh look, a nerd giraffe child. Lemon Goats. Badass fruit, kill it.

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Giraffe Tooth

Initiate a 'high-five' with a friend, and when their arm is raised high enough, take your first two fingers (or strongest fingers) and jab them in the armpit, while shouting 'Giraffe Tooth!'. The doubled fingers resemble a giraffe's large tooth, and the action of jabbing in the pit is similar to a circumstance involving a giraffe jabbing his tooth into an armpit. This action is addictive and will catch on fast in your group of friends, family members, co-workers, church group, and etc.

Keri: "hey Kody, high five!"
Kody: "sweet, sure" (raises arm)
Keri: (jabbs armpit) "Giraffe tooth, motherfucker!"
Kody: "ouch, Charlieee!"

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Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.

Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross

baby giraffe

the stick thin and freakishly tall adolescent girl creatures who actually work in the fashion industry in print and runway (as opposed to normally proportioned adult females who lug modeling portfolios but work as waiters) they can often be found in little clusters along 7th avenue in manhattan, taking in sustenance and trying to avoid predators wherever zero calorie snacks are sold.

Does your building have an agency in it or something? I was almost trampled by a herd of baby giraffes in the lobby.

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Giraffe boy

Someone with a massive neck that always get's in the way. Like a giraffe

I can't see cos of this playa, he's a right giraffe boy