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(in Bloons Gaming) a 5th Tier upgrade for the Monkey Alchemist which applies a permanent Stronger Stimulant buff to all nearby towers, as well as a permanent Acidic Mixture Dip buff to make up for the permanent buffs it provides.
"Getting Permanent Brew with the best towers like Ninja Monkey for example can make up for a devastating combination and synergy."
A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught
Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping
Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
A sex toy you spent too much money on, that you didn't like after you tried, so it sits there collecting dust because you can't sell it.
"I wasted money on a permanent dust collector."
Iam "I have no sense of 'object permanence' which causes me to struggle to pick favorites. This would explain why my 'axiomatic framwork of perception' isn't hierarchical. It's like a timeline or something. Most things are just... Conceptually adjacent to me."
Having a line of coke in the morning at work.
Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.
What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.