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A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.
No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.
I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.
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Having sex with your pregnant wife.
Eight months of pregnancy couldn't hold back the passion, so Ed and Mary decided to have a little Kentucky Threesome. "Hey honey, in this position I can feel the baby kicking!"
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A type of sexual act, normally intercourse, involving a male, female, and bear.
I came across a Russian Threesome in the woods beyond Moscow. It was very messy
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When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, and discovers he is also a mezcal rep after sleeping with him.
“The margs were hecka spicy, but he tricked me into a Oaxacan threesome. Never going to Nashville again.”
A devious practice taken upon by certain tourists to Australia.
You should check out Mike's profile pic. He totally had a kangaroo threesome
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The Chinese Threesome is similar to the mundane threesome but one man penetrates the other man's ass and the leading man fucks with the amplified force of two men.
Xin - "Hey Kathy wanna have a Chinese threesome with me, and my boi Xhao. "
Kathy - "Normally I wouldn't but with twice the fucking power how can I refuse."
The act in which an erect penis gets jerked off by two other erect penis's.
Have you ever had a tinder threesome? I hear it's flaming!
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