Random
Source Code
Random
a person with gangsta swag of epic proportions
Al Capone is such a slick ticket.
A "dance ticket" is a world wide term describing an amount of currency usually in the form of a bank note for the exchange of a lap dance.
The value/amount of a "dance ticket" is variable. It can vary depending on country, region, province, state, area, city, etc.
The service provided in exchange for a "dance ticket" is highly variable. It can vary based on the establishments style or quality as well as the dancer's quality of service, performance, mood, song that's playing, etc.
A common "dance ticket" in Canada would be the $20 bank note.
A common "dance ticket" in the USA could vary from a $20 bank note all the way down to the $1 note, depending on state/city.
It should be apparent that no matter where a person is on earth, a certain single bank note, one which is usually obtained easily from an ATM, can be used to get a lap dance, hence "dance ticket".
Example 1:
Club Dancer: "Hey sexy, how would you like to come to the back room with me for the next song, it's my jam"
Patron: "Sounds swell, I've got my dance ticket right here"
Example 2:
"Hey Dude, could you spot me a dance ticket till pay day, I need to get a pack of smokes"
Example 3:
"It's rainin' dance tickets!!"
a crime that requires
1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.
It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.
So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!
175 million speeding tickets are written each year cause going 15 over is apparently A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO!!! Crime even though you obey every other LAW AND PAY every bit of TAX to be fucked by a speeding ticket that raises insurance rates by 10 to 20% and a screws you for 3 to 5 years cause you were speeding 15 over on a 10 mile straight stretch on a INTERSTATE in Kansas......
91👍 23👎
"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
31👍 6👎
A pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get handed when the Pda police catches them doing something nasty like; groping, making out, kissing, etc.
A: Oh dude you got a Pda ticket?
B: Yeah I guess we are gonna be labeled a PDA-heavy couple now
11👍 1👎
aptly named, metro-ticket-shaped, landing strip of a brazilian wax. (most commonly used in France, as "ticket de metro.")
FR:
- "Qu'est-ce que tu preferes: tout epile, ticket de metro, ou foret vierge?"
- "Le foret vierge, c'est sale. Tout epile, ce n'est pas naturel. Donc, c'est mieux le ticket de metro!"
EN:
- "Which do you prefer: completely bare, metro ticket, or wild forest?"
- "The wild forest is nasty. Completely bare is unnatural. So the metro ticket is best!"
11👍 1👎
Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!
302👍 96👎