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Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction
She unknowingly became the bearer of strange tidings when she uttered those words to me.
The act of ejaculating on a stain located on a shirt or pair of slacks.
At the party, Joe had a stain on his new golf shirt so I was a good friend and provided a tide on the go.
When working in retail , The large amount of customers entering the store right before closing
Uh oh , Its 5:30 here comes the dick tide
The expansion of Niziolek's empire to increase his influence ring and ideals of biodiversity.
(After Niziolek runs for mayor)
-Leader: The Niz Tide is coming. Gather the troops!
-Captain: We'll never stand the test of time! We're not genetically diverse!
-Leader: Then we must join this crazed, sustainable system.
-Niziolek: The Niz Tide never fails
When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.
Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.
The lines of congealed juices left on the insertion member from the amount of inserts
I was left with some serious tide lines from being with your mother!
Something that due to a meme became us very stupid challenge that a lot of kids are eating as of the year 2018
Sorry kids if you eat Tide Pods you're not going to enjoy it it's actually going to be ending up you in the hospital getting your stomach pumped if you honestly wanted to kill yourself just do the classic cut yourself with a knife or start a fire and jump in it