hens with ties

A codeword for hentai. You say it so your friends or parents don't know that you watch an anime teenager plow his little sister. Also how does every teenager male have a six pack? I mean come on...

"Hey dude, lets watch hens with ties!" "Oh god no... not him..."

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'tis indeed

a term usually associated with homosexuality or cowardice; often used to take the place of other demeaning words in conversation or as a precursor to using such

Person 1-"is that guy hiding behind that rock a gay guy?"
Person 2- "yes. He 'tis indeed a (stutter) gay guy"

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Thumb-Tied

When using T9 in a text message, and the wrong word is accidentally sent to someone. It's usually not an issue, unless the wrong word still has applicable meaning in the context of the conversation.

Not to be confused with Slip of the thumbs.

Used in the context of a text message conversation:

Adam: "Hey, where are you?"
Eve: "I'm gone."
Adam: "Gone where?"
Eve: "Sorry, my phone got Thumb-Tied. I'm *home*. ^^"

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Bow ties

are cool
on par with fezzes in coolness

bow ties are cool- the Doctor

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ti-89

a secret organization only known by those who have a calculator of the same name. While other math students fumble with equations, the TI-89er relaxes as s/he's just used the solve() function. And as all the other dumbasses observe, s/he simple responds "TI-89," and other students will simply cower and look elsewhere.

Oh, the TI-89's? Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you.

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maika ti

basically saying your mom in bulgarian

Friend: Hey bro who is that hottie
You: Maika ti HAHHAHAHAHAH *runs away*
Friend: he is such a dumb little shit

tis but a scratch

A term used by tough people who are severally wounded but want to maintain there tough image.

Hey you just flew out the window after the car crash and your head is cracked open

It's okay tis but a scratch.

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