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Hash Wednesday

An event much like the holy Christian day of prayer and fasting. However, Hash Wednesday commands that those who partake must get baked to fuck and eat a copious amount of food.

It is customary on Hash Wednesday to begin by drawing a cross of ash on one's head. The ash must be harvested from the dankest of zoots (preferably some danky stanky Cali bud). Furthermore, the utilisation of hash noodles, dusties and other weed-related fuckery is most welcome. It is also a good point to note that Hash Wednesday follows Pancake Day, so all left-overs are to be used.

Dave: 'Alan, are you ready for Hash Wednesday?'
Alan: 'God wills it brother. I crave the calming and sweet taste of the good Kush.'
Dave: 'How much acid did you drop Alan?'
Alan: 'Yes.'

by JoshBurgerAndFries February 15, 2020


inappropriate wednesday

it's hump day. this deemed by angie harmon saying on the rizzoli and isles season 2 dvd. "inapproriate wednesday: hump day" was said and there was pelvic thrusting !

angie harmon rizzoli and isles inappropriate wednesday

by kasa May 24, 2012

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Tie Wednesday

The tradition in corporate companies that don't require full formal attire every day of wearing a tie exclusively on Wednesdays.

It can signify a number of things, from a passive aggressive display of superiority, to remembrance of a former company (where ties were required daily), to "I have an interview and want to cover it up by claiming participation in a quasi-tradition".

This is not to be confused with Thai Wednesday -- the tradition of going to a Thai restaurant on Wednesdays. Though the two can be used together in a kind of double entendre.

Colleague: Will! It's Tie Wednesday. How could you forget to wear a tie?

by MikeV64388 May 13, 2009

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whatup wednesday

an intimate gathering of friends and strangers that takes place on a wednesday night and generally involves a fair amount of alcohol in a small dorm room. originally created by 4 south-campus ucla students who needed an alternative to the normal thursday outing.

whatup wednesdays have been evolving, including a theme song, an official shirt that is worn on wednesdays, a constitution, and more. the goal of WW is to be recognized as another day to celebrate during the rough and tough of college life.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear about whats going on today?
Guy 2: Isn't it only wednesday?
Guy 1: No its WHATUP WEDNESDAY!

by the whatup wednesday crew January 4, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wednesday

Wednesday 'Noun'. Over biased rapist preferring young male shit vagina, signs of a Wednesday approaching are the faint whisper of 'Do you like that', 'cough cough' and 'take your pants off' in the wind. This is followed by 'you have a pretty mouth' and 'don't fight it' while the attack is taking place.

'Holy fuck I nearly came face to face with Wednesday last night, the only thing that stopped him attacking was the sound of screaming children in a house behind me, he had a huge boner'.

by A concerned bi stander April 20, 2012

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catfish wednesday

A virginia tech term which defines wednesday nights where the bottom feeders of the female race come out to party.

"Dude I got my dick puked on last night"
"Rough shit man, thats why I dont go out on catfish Wednesday"

by cmor99 September 18, 2009

130๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


A Lemon Wednesday

When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!

"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"

by ATRIX May 10, 2016