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The quote that Zach Richard Used in 2018
My dick just vibrated.
What?
My dick vibrated
A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.
"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."
Shaking my dick
The ghetto equivalent to SMH (Shaking my head)
Usually said after someone does something embarrassing or rather awkward
*can be done practically: after the event occurs instead of shaking your head pull your pants down and shake your dick like a beyblade
*is gender based
Shaking my dick: Literally the manly equivalent of Shaking my head
Boi 1: *says something awkward to his crush in front of others
Boi 2: Bruh SMD *pulls pant down and shakes his dick rapidly
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to joke or wreak havoc. exactly similar to "pullin my leg" but with a twist.
phil: "hey you know that this coupon is expired."
rupert: "seriously? you pulling my dick?"
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a saying usedvwhen shits about to go down. pronounced:
(ho my dick)
guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*
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a term used for when a bitch says somthing stupid u tell her to shut up bitch and google my dick.
Sam said somthing stupid so i told her to shut up and google my dick.
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the way in which a girl is overly agressive in her flirtatious ambitions of a highly attractive boy.
"Goddamn, that old waitress was totally tippin' on my dick, offering me refills left and right. You should have seen my girlfriend's face."
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