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Money a prostitute gets for her services.
Guy 1: That hoe was giving quite the mediocre service last night
Guy 2: Gotta hit that bitch with some more curb cheddar nigga!
Occurs during doggie-style sex when the man is thrusting vigorously into the woman's vagina, then abruptly pulls out and jabs his penis in her anus. The "curb" in this case is the woman's perenium (or "taint"). If the woman complains, the mans feigns innocence and claims it was an accident.
Last night my old lady said she didn't want anal, so I just jumped the curb.
If you jump the curb enough, your girlfriend will figure out you're doing it intentionally.
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To send the boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband away. To break up.
Caught my man with another woman so he found himself kicked to the curb
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Your gooey insides that remain on the pavement after you have been hit by car, bus or horse-drawn carriage.
One day you're walking down the street, going to your girlfriend's, and the next thing you know...POW! you're curb snot!
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An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.
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The feeling that you must remove some of the alcoholic bottles/cans from your recycling bin because you fear the neighbors reaction to the amount collected since last Monday morning and today is Thursday.
Husband: Wow, I didn't realize we drank so many beers during the week. Half the recycling is bottles.
Wife: Why don't you take some of them to the grocery store recycling, I can't handle the curb shame from the older neighbors who walk their dogs by the house early in the morning.
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n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.
Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.
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