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basically a grilled cheese sandwich.
A- "I'm craving a cheese toastie right now."
B-"Don't you mean a grilled cheese?"
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The art of roasting a marshmallow over the fire and then putting it into you or your partners ass, thus feeling a rush of toastiness in your anus.
Dude! last weekend I gave Nancy a "Toasty Tom" while we were camping, she didn't like it much.
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Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.
Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?
Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.
Scott: Me?
Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.
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1: Having a toastie.
2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.
This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.
The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NOOO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!
All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
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Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.
fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?
Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!
Formerly known as ToleratedToast5 and Aquatic Toast, Toasty Boi is a YouTube streamer/content creator who is famous for his Minecraft/ROBLOX "how to" videos which have helped hundreds of thousands of people. He grew up as a YouTuber, starting his channel in 2016. Every other December since he started his channel his sub count has grown 10 times larger. He does a variety of ROBLOX streams, Minecraft streams, hangout streams, Minecraft videos, ROBLOX videos, vlogs and memes. He also has two secret YouTube channels which are more popular than his main channel but no one knows they're him.
Toasty Boi is not dried up yet.
Eating toasted sandwiches after sex.
*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.