Tofu Dick

A male that is a vegetarian.

Hey that girl over there had sex with Mike and PJ just because they are vegetarians, she must really like that tofu dick.

Tofu Bacon

XFD THIS WORD SUCKS SHIT

Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that

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spill the tofu

v. to drive really, really fast.

The expressing comes from the anime Initial D, where the hero Takumi is under the tutelage of his father, who makes him drive with a cup of water in his car in order to teach him to drive without spilling, since he delivers tofu. However, when he enters a race in the first episode, his father tells him he doesn't need the cup, and can drive as fast as he can.

We're late. I'm gonna spill the tofu.

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tofu nugget

fecal matter that collects in one's anal crevasse when one neglects to wipe for an extended period of time.

I really hope my boy friend doesnt make me swallow his tofu nuggets this time.

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tofu-pouching

v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.

I love tofu-pouching people after i rail them in quake 2.

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Social Tofu

A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.

Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.

Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.