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Someone who is messed up the mood.
Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter
In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
a tortoise that farts out of control.
my tortoise is a tooter tortoise
A woman of questionable morals who sleeps around.
Linda: Did you know both of her sons were father by different men who were NOT her husband?
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.
It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?
A green character from the Snorks cartoon. He can't only talks something in "toots", which helps him communicate with a vast array of sea life.
"Did you see me?" - A paper that Tooter Shellby wrote
It is a uterus that connects to the anal cavity instead of the vagina.
Donald Trump must be cramping with his tooterous.