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When a girl rides a guy for sexual purposes
“Did you hear Maria gave Tony top last night”
“Yeah, hope he used protection”
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Defecating on top of someone else's food at a restaurant. As made famous by Penny Arcade's May 20th, 2011 Comic Strip entitled "It's Sweeping the Nation."
Dude, I'm at an Applebee's topping some guy's Southwest Egg Rolls!
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a homosexual male who acts straighter than even straight guys do. fucks little bottoms and then never talks to them EVER again. leaving them heartbroken and bewildered by life. only to randomly text them six months later or leave a voicemail saying HEY BABAYY I WANT TO FUCK YOU AGAIN! oh, and more than 90% of the time these persons are in the US military.
There are only two types of guys in the world. The total tops, and the REAL FUCKING MEN!!!
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When you’re ontop of the person while having sex (not standing on them dumbass)
who’s top?
me!
( Used in Ireland mostly )
When a boy puts his hands on a girls tits
Usually when they’re meeting
“Hey could you ask your friend teegan if I could top her at the next disco”
“Ye well she said she would meet you anyways”
“Sound”