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When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.
“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “
When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.
That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.
When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity
Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her
1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."
2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"
Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
A very small top hat you wear on your head.
Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”