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Euphemism for a prostitute.
That mattress topper left me feeling very relaxed.
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(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.
He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.
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Lower back tattoo. Supposed to be sexy. Often regrettably gotten, as 30 years after getting one, the art is misshapen and distorted by wrinkles and fat. Also known as "tramp stamp."
Your mother: "If you ever get an ass topper, I will disown you."
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Blowing your load inside the mouth but having it spit/slobbered back on top of your cock making your cum drip down and it being “topped” in vanilla cream.
Baby, just give me a “vanilla topper” and make it slobbery wet!
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When a man blows his load on the forehead his partner(male or female depending on sexual orientation) and pulls out a cherry of choice and proceeds to humiliate the partner by repeatedly slapping their forehead with set cherry.
She was covered by semen and cherry juice after receiving a cherry-topper from her boyfriend.
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When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.
Me: I had great seats for U2.
Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.
Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.
Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!
Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
(1) Andy Parker; (2) the opposite of a power bottom.
E.G. : a gay man (usually an andy) that rocks on top of a dick instead of taking it like a lady.
I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...
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