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a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.
Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.
Police term for a police dog, refers to their speed and shiny coat
the burglar is has been hiding in that undergrowth sarge. The dog unit will be here in a minute with a couple of furry torpedoes to flush the fucker out and bite him!
To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!
Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!
The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.
Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...
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When your in the hot tub with a girl and shoot your load at her.
HAHA bitch I sperm torpedo'd your ass!
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A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.
"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."
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The name given to a penis after having butt sex with somebody, before it has been properly washed.
I need to get home and take a shower so I can get rid of this dirty torpedo.
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