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a tortoise that farts out of control.
my tortoise is a tooter tortoise
Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.
Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.
When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.
We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.
When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.
I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived
Slower than fuck. A very slow person.
It takes that bitch forever to put her makeup on she has tortoiseitis.
a cute little tortoise with the smarts of 10000000000000000000000 people she will take over your brain
omg, look at the tortoise!
oh that's flippy the tortoise don't make her mad or shell kill u
Masturbation of the male genitals
Touching the tortoise- masturbation
My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them