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A bisexual women or homosexual man who eats pussy now and then
Amie got drunk last night and ate Emma`s pussy, she's a Taco Tourist when she's drunk
Someone who works out and gets super buff and stays that way for a little while until inevitably they return to their fat state!
Bro check out John he is so fat now! Yeah turns out he just a muscle tourist.
asian people who go everywhere with a camera. often in the least scenic places
"Oh... Can i take your picta?"
"Oh look squrrell!"
asian tourists
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Most of these people are fucking pussies. Although I am an American, I stand firm on that opinion. Most of the little shit American tourists go around in other nations, mostly Europe, doing any, if not all of the following:
a) Wearing a Canadian flag on their backpack/shirts
b) Pretending they're used to driving on the left
c) Watching a soccer (football) match and pretending they know what the fuck is going on and/or acting like they give a shit about what is happening on the field
d) Trying to use an English accent, but doing an Austrailian one instead. Dumb asses.
e) They're too busy thinking they'll be deemed an asshole or some bull shit like that instead of not giving a fuck and enjoying their vacation.
f) Say "mate" "wanker" "lad" "chap"
g) Pretend like they know what the difference is between Tony Blair and the Queen.
I personally have nothing against European views on anything above.
Who turned the tide in WWII? America. Where did most every day life inventions come from? Americans. Where was Lance Armstrong, one of the greatest motivational men in history, come from? America. Who first landed on the moon? An American. What kind of tourists are the biggest pussies? Americans.
American tourists piss me off. When I go to Europe, I wear shirts that say "C-O-L-O-R" with pride.
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One that is preparing for a political discourse in response to any event. Mostly used by struggling celebrities
Person 1: "You heard what any high profile person said about Trump?"
Person 2: "He/She's just a election tourist. Wants to get more attention on her making it seem like she's on the good side."
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Intestinal Tourist - A person who engages in anal sex.
Big Gay Rob and Gay Little John were intestinal tourists.
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A colloquial name for an affliction that consists of neck and shoulder tension as the result of continual craning of the neck to look behind one's shoulder; presumed to be in fear of assailants in a foreign and unfriendly place.
Coined in the early 70s when European tourists to New York City (during its period of high crime and dysfunction) would persistently look behind their shoulders to check up on sketchy locals after hearing countless horror stories of brazen muggers and bloodthirsty thugs from overwrought TV reports—and would strain their necks to the point of stiffness because of the excessive compression.
Alfhild got a bad case of Tourist's Neck after visiting Los Angeles and needed an ice pack to relieve his stress; those special reports on downtown drive-by shootings were overkill.
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