toy sociopath

A seemingly normal older sibling with a disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial behaviour like ruthlessly and callously mutilating innocent toys, like ripping the arms and legs off of GI Joe, Barbie or stuffed animals (God rest their souls).

Aftet dismemberment of my blue stuffed dinosaur, my sick sister was diagnosed as a toy sociopath, and is now collecting disability.

Humpy-Toy

Humpy-Toy
Ultimate sex toy for dogs.

Humpy-toy
Will you get your horny dog a Humpy-Toy so he stops humping my leg ?

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toys in the attic

Insanity or Craziness.

Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.

-Pink Floyd

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Toy Louds

Any brand of legal "incense" that when smoked produces an effect similar to that of a marijuana high.

Bro 1: Man you were fucked up last night
Bro 2: I know dude, those toy louds got me

Dissy toy

a disabled toilet

sammm berrie + kirstenn 'salty glue' fentonn wanted to take pictures in the dissy toy, unfortunatly they were all locked

Dawg Toy

Another word for a women who is being used by a Dawg.

Bro, that’s my dawg toy.

Toy Machine

Freakin' sweet skateboard company that makes hard-ass boards that last and last. the best Bloodsucking Skateboarding Co.

"Yo I split my shit blank deck so now I'm riding this tight Toy Machine.

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