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1. A transforming robot that's not very well known in any Transformers franchise but is infamous around the Internet. His alternate mode is a cardboard box. His weapon is a cardboard handgun. It is unknown to which faction he belongs but the Box Transformer blends in perfectly in alleys, ghettos, warehouses and any other shady areas. The Box Transformer can easy ambush underpaid workers or hobos and usually lies in waiting until such opportunity arises. This transformer's one weakness is stray animals with full bladders.
2. A joke gif online in which a guy makes a cardboard suit and crouches down in front of a garage door, making a convincing box while crouched. The animation is looped so it looks like a constant "transformation" with a midi of the Transformers theme song.
3. The only rival to Solid Snake when it comes to hiding in cardboard boxes.
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Hobo: Hey a new house!
Box Transformer standing up pointing his weapon): Back away, fleshling!
Hobo: Shit I think I pissed my pants.
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The box transformer is another fine example of the power of looped animation and music.
3.
Random Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Damn, I gotta hide! Hey there's a box!
Box Transformer (stands up): I was here first. *Zap!
Random support character: Snake, what happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE?!!?
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1. The first (and so far only) Transformers show not blatantly produced to sell toys.
2. The best TV show ever!!!!!!!!!
1. Collector: What do you mean they're not coming out with Transformers: Prime toys for another year?
Actual Fan: Exactly what it sounds like.
Collector: Hey, look, Transformers 4! (Slobbers uncontrollably)
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1) A Go-Bot
2) aka GoBot
3) Children's toy (vehicle) that turned into a robot
(well, sort-of) by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a Transformer (heck,
even the Go-bot Cartoon show was cheaper and cheeseier
than the Transformer's Cartoon, notice there's no
Go-bots movie), BUT at least you didn't need to read
the instructions each time just to transform a Go-bot!
They were much simpler and tougher.
4) Probably the coolest toy of the it's time (20 years ago
or so). If you were really poor like me, your Go-bot
was a rock or a stick, which you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
"A Go-Bot is a Ghetto-Transformer; Just as SWV and Blaque were the Ghetto-TLC."
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movie with the worst plot in 2009. very expensive special effects every 5 secounds, no scene longer than 2 secounds, idiotic dialogs, main actor is no longer the main figure but his mom, this retarded special agent or maybe the random fag from the college, some autobots get a idiotic image because they talk nothing else but shit all the time. and so on...
i was sad to see how the oportunity for a great movie was throwen away. this movie could have been epic. i mean... even superbad was more serious than this shit. seriously WHAT THE FUCK!
when i saw transformers 2 in the cinema, i was like wtf is this shit -.- and there was a fucking moron next to me who lauged at every single lame joke in the movie. epic fail!
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The triumph of hope over experience.
People went to see Transformers 2 hoping it would take them back to their "glory days" when they watched the cartoon. Alas, Michael Bay is still a shitty director and the franchise is an insult to anyone who remembers their childhood with any fondness.
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A dirty transformer is when a woman gets up during sex and screams "BULMBLEPEE" then pees on your face.
Dude 1: Dude, I totally hooked up with Monica last night.
Dude 2: Nice, did she do something nasty dude?
Dude 1: Hell yeah dude, she threw a dirty transformer at me.
Dude 2: Dude.
A word used by sales people with limited knowledge of technology to define the movement from an older type of technology to something newer, sparkly and expensive but not necessarily better.
Do you want help with digital transformation of your current set-up to the cloud, all it takes is money, poor project management, staff re-training and if you are lucky, you might have something that is less secure, a pain to administer and at best as awful as what you had before but on someone else's computer