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Small chocolate buttons, usually given to pets as a form of reward. Can also be given to small, but attractive men in the office when they sit underneath your desk.
Ohhh.... that AP temp. I just want him to sit under my desk so I can pet him and feed him choccie treats!
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An Australian word used to describe the sighting of a particularly attractive person or body part of that person.
I.e. the eyes are being given sustenance.
"Dude, eyes left....tasty treats"
"She was wearing a particularly low cut top....tasty treats indeed."
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Three Treats is when a person (preferably a woman) gets behind a dude and tongues his ass while "reaching around" and jacking him off. The third treat is when the free hand reaches up and massages his balls.
Robbie did the Three Treats on his Dad and earned $10 for gas money.
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A bomb-ass treat you create when your really stoned and hungry.
That milkshake with oreos, milk, chocolate syrup, and a snack pack was an amazing stoney-treat last night!
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The week during a woman's period when she provides her man with oral or anal sex instead of vaginal
My neck and jaw are so sore from treat week!!
When you stick a chocolate snack in an asshole, then eat it aftarwards.
I had a very nice Chocolate Treat from my girlfriend last night
A Female over the age of 42. This "jerky treat" was at one point an atractive young lady. HOWEVER, years of over tanning, smoking and drinking, has given her skin a dry loose feel. The skin's color has yet to be defined. Also by definition the true "jerky treat" still thinks she's HOT!!
The hard laugh, followed by a chunky sounding cough is a sure sign a "jerky treat" is nearby.
Skin= Looks like the beef jerky in that bucket at your corner store.
Skin= Feels like a piece of bacon in a condom.
The lady at work that talks dirty to you on her way to smoke break.
Jerky Treats drink Tons of Red Wine OR Vodka. The Red Wine drinker says "they are not big drinkers" BUT 6 glasses later their left breast has oozed out on the table and they are spitting when they talk.