Tree

One of the sources of o2

P1 “what’s that father”

P2 “jeffy that’s a tree”

Trees

A giant plant that looks like broccoli

Eat trees kids

tree

Why has nobody ever thought of writing fucking tree on urban dictionary?

hi it a tree

Treeing

The act of climbing a tree and taking a selfie.

Dude those Redwoods are huge!
Get your phone, I’m treeing in that thing!!

tree

When one 'Trees' oneself - One shits oneself.

"Oh shit, Ive treed meself. Pass us them wet wipes and a bucket"

- From Pride and Prejudice.

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tree

1. Tall plants consisting of a trunk and a crown, that are chopped down, smashed, and made into paper. Trees are less known for releasing oxygen and providing shelter for animals.

2. What neo-hippies claim to hug. You know.. the people who found their profound appreciation for nature in their senior year of highschool and will grow out of it in a year.

3. Slang for having sex- to "climb a tree" or "escalar un arbol" -phrases only used by extreme virgins.

4. Weed.

1. I can't breathe. We must have chopped down too many trees.

2. I love trees! I love the world! I love tie-dye! I love Myspace!

3. WHY WON'T HE CLIMB A TREE WITH ME?

4. U know we lookin for the treez wit no seedz.

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tree

A fiend with large tree-like hair, but overall, still very short. also known as a shrubbary from the lack of height. Can be seen with a pineapple and other short equally fiendish people. Known for the tree dance and key phrase: wha? as well as bumping into pineapples.

Ahh! its a tree!
what?
shrubbary!
ohhh

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