Random
Source Code
Random
Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.
Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.
Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
13👍 2👎
Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.
Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh
10👍 1👎
another word for phallatio.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.
"betty would you kindly give me a friendly trouser kiss"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"
18👍 4👎
trouser trout: One of many colorful, euphemistic ways men describe their sex organ.
I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.
83👍 30👎
A slight fluttering sensation felt in the flaccid penis as it starts becoming erect during normal everyday activity or while seated, usually as a reaction to some kind of unanticipated sexual stimulus. The trouser butterfly is also associated with a very slight movement of the penis as the erection progresses, making a noticeable movement through the trousers / pants.
Did you see that gorgeous new receptionist? She was so hot it gave me a trouser butterfly.
I got a trouser butterfly on the bus this morning because the seat was vibrating so much, and I'm sure the woman sitting opposite noticed.
Sandra asked me out for a drink at lunchtime - it gave me a trouser butterfly just thinking about it!
9👍 1👎
Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.
Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.
8👍 1👎
noun.
what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation
1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."