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The act of cutting a circular hole in the bottom of a popcorn container, placing your jolly member inside, and receive a pleasant tug job from your lady, all while enjoying a film and being discrete.
"My girl made me go see Pitch Perfect 2, but thankfully she gave me the best buttery tug I've ever had!"
Having a wank until completion.
be right back lads, going for a quick tug and blast.
To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
A long awaited, busted load of jizz that takes forever to rub out.
Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.
The act of getting a handjob through the sleeve of a snuggie.
Guy 1-"Dude, how far did you get?"
Guy 2-"I don't kiss and tell, but yeah, i got a snug tug."
Guy 1-"Nice!"
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A Massage palour - A Place a person goes for a massage and hand relief
1. Allan loves going for a rub and tug.
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The act of a third party member masturbating two erect males whose penis' are touching by their tips. The handjob giver will slide his hand in a horizontal motion from the end of one penis to the other. This act is usually accompanied by the use of a water-based lubricant and great forearm strength by the masturbator. Coined on February 28th in the year of 2010 by the Great Snail, Slug Tugging has since become a National Pastime of all very masculine heterosexual males.
Note: The masturbator cannot be a woman because that would be just pretty fucking gay.
Snail: Hey Faggot Joe, come give me and this attractive non-ethnic, white male a god damn Slug Tug.
Faggot Joe: Yes sir.
Snail: Good bitch.
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