Tug nap

When you tug off then take a nap; a nap preceded by masturbation

I'm bored, I think I'm gonna take a Tug nap.

Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

Cheeky Tug

When one seizes an opportunity to tug on one's genitals, i.e. masturbate. This is usually done quickly, effectively and leaving no trace.

My brother went out for the day, and my parents were working, so I nipped on the PC for a cheeky tug

Buttery tug

The act of cutting a circular hole in the bottom of a popcorn container, placing your jolly member inside, and receive a pleasant tug job from your lady, all while enjoying a film and being discrete.

"My girl made me go see Pitch Perfect 2, but thankfully she gave me the best buttery tug I've ever had!"

Snug Tug

The act of getting a handjob through the sleeve of a snuggie.

Guy 1-"Dude, how far did you get?"
Guy 2-"I don't kiss and tell, but yeah, i got a snug tug."
Guy 1-"Nice!"

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rub and tug

A Massage palour - A Place a person goes for a massage and hand relief

1. Allan loves going for a rub and tug.

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Slug Tug

The act of a third party member masturbating two erect males whose penis' are touching by their tips. The handjob giver will slide his hand in a horizontal motion from the end of one penis to the other. This act is usually accompanied by the use of a water-based lubricant and great forearm strength by the masturbator. Coined on February 28th in the year of 2010 by the Great Snail, Slug Tugging has since become a National Pastime of all very masculine heterosexual males.

Note: The masturbator cannot be a woman because that would be just pretty fucking gay.

Snail: Hey Faggot Joe, come give me and this attractive non-ethnic, white male a god damn Slug Tug.

Faggot Joe: Yes sir.

Snail: Good bitch.

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