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Dude: 'Dude, that chick has major leather tulips going on in those tight pants.'
Dude 2: 'Stop pointing out disgusting girls to me. You're the worst wingman ever.'
When a man's girlfriend or wife deficates and wipes from back to front, the boyfriend or husband then proceeds to go down and eat her vaghole clean. The opposite is when a man deficates, wipes from back to front over his scrotum...this is refered to as a "Glazed Coin purse".
i suggested something different for the ol'lady's birthday this year...i told her i wanna get her dirty tulips!
tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision
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Is an empty, leaking ,or waste-filled 55-gallon oil drum left out on the tundra. They are often designated on maps as "archeological sites" to avoid the Federal Government making you clean them up.
"Our line passed right through an archeological site, and when we got there, It was nothing but a bunch of d*** drums! Tundra Tulips, Don't touch 'em."
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When you are pulling your cock out of an asshole, the inner skin of the hole pops out, looking like a pink tulip.
Joe - Dude last night I was fuckin' mary in the ass, and when i pulled out, the inside of her ass popped out!
Zack - Dude, you gave her a pink tulip haha.
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They envy your looks, your curves, your lifestyle... heads turn when you walk into a room... Men love you ... Women want to be you.
Your a Tulips Envy Model!
Tulips Envy Urban Model Introductions is a female owned, niche Companion model introduction service that caters exclusively to hot, exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic ladies (mainly Black and Latina's). The models are hip Queenbees, fashionistas, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things. Tulips Envy is known for stellar customer service and bespokeconcierge.
They introduce and arrange actual dates with the models who want to date rich gents, affluent, successful, wealthy gentlemen, UHNWI, HNWI, Celebrities, Athletes, Executives and hardworking men who can afford to spoil them and want to meet- date them too, different worlds colliding... Tulip Envy models are successful in their own right, have careers, go to college and always well bred- nice young ladies. Tulips Envy specializes in those that love honey dating, the mutually beneficial honest way of meeting someone and getting an allowance to go on nice trips, go shopping and experience luxury paid for by the older man. They are taking over the sugar baby / sugar daddy world... honey dating is way better.
All they do is WIN, win... win, everybody wins
I just went on a date that was to die for... Went shopping, got a massage at a spa then dinner at a Michelin star restaurant and all thanks to the nice gentleman who wanted to meet me courtesy of Tulips Envy. All on the up and up.
Tulips Envy has models that are sexy as hell... neck brakers and nice too.
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The Black Tulip, aka the An-12 is a Soviet-made transport military aircraft that saw most of its service in the First Russo-Chechen War and the Soviet-Afghan War. The aircraft infamously carried dead soldiers back home. Today, it is scarcely used for cargo, civilian transport and even still in military service in other small countries.
Russian soldier, 1995:"Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. The tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a Black Tulip."
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nervous; feeling uneasy, worried, or frightened.
When Fr. Emo was asked to reveal the names of the boys he molested, Mario was shittin tulips.
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