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A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.
'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'
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Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout
His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.
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Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
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When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.
Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.
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When a man ejaculates onto his partner’s excess foreskin.
There’s nothing I love more than when Felipe treats me to a piping hot glazed turtleneck.
Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater
"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"
When a penis goes down inside itself or gets real small.
You’re penis is turtlenecking so much, I can’t grab ahold of it.