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twit⋅ter⋅ize
–verb (used with object), -ized, -iz⋅ing.
1. The act of enabling a person/object to access Twitter.
2. To show a person the wonders of Twitter.
high school kid - hey, are you twitterized yet?
college dude - Dude, I'm totally going to twitterize Shelly from Calculus tonight.
Business person - Hey, are you twitterized yet?
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A site where you think people care, when they're really laughing at how pathetic you look.
A Twitter: I'm watching TV!!!!!!!!!
A person who cares for some reason: Cool!!!!
A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit!
A Twitter: I'm taking a shit!
A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god!!!!
A person who has a life: ........
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A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well
www.twitter.com
"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."
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An absolutely useless piece of technology that is absolutely necessary.
Twitter has changed the way we blindly self-aggrandize and inflate our false sense of self-worth by tricking us into believing people want to read about the pizza pans we just bought at Target and how our poop was a totally weird color this morning.
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A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.
MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people.
YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments.
Twitter just has annoying stalkers.
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Social media messaging service for staying in touch and keeping up with friends from anywhere. Usable through a growing number of platforms including SMS, IM, and various desktop clients, as well as the Twitter website.
I message all my friends through Twitter every time I'm stopped in traffic. It's great!
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A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.
I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.
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