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Two's better than One

What you say when 2 dirty hoes dance like lesbians at a bar.

Two's better than One, oh yeah!

by Lloyd D. March 25, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two in pink One in the stink

When sticking your index and middle finger into her cooter and your thumb ine her booter.

As Leni bent over Barrett stuck both fingers all the way in her Pink then also his thumb in her Stink .

by Litch, Andy, Michelle, & Lacy Martin July 27, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

by Scizor69 February 10, 2022

152๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Killing two tiktokers with one car

Basically, it's a synonym related to "killing two birds with one stone", it is signified with the thought of tiktokers dancing on the street being exposed to the dangers of the real world.

Why not kill two tiktokers with one car so I can save time.
Tommy is killing two tiktokers with one car by playing games while doing his homework.

by LondonEnglishSchool March 20, 2021


kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.

She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.

by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010

53๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


kill two frogs with one dart

Usage: A more unique way to say the highly overused "killing two birds with one stone."
Origin: Truly legendary members of native tribes that inhabit the lush rainforests of this planet have been rumored to possess the incredible ability of being able to kill multiple frogs with a single blowgun dart from exactly the right angle.

We can kill two frogs with one dart by doing that biochemical experiment!

With her blowgun, the hunter killed two poison dart frogs with a poisonous dart that was coated in poison from poison dart frogs.

by AttiFinch April 13, 2011

85๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.

Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.

by ShadowzI May 13, 2013

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