The Two

1. Verb. when you throw your two fingers in succession as to point twice as someone.

Its hilarious when I throw the two at someone.

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Two Towered

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.

I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.

two six

a 26 ounce or 750mL bottle of alcohol

i got a two six of vodka, its time to party

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two-six

A Canadian term for a 26-ounce bottle of alcohol. The modern bottle is actually 750 mL (25.36 oz), but it is still commonly called a two-six nonetheless. (See also: two-four.)

I finished off a two-six of rum in one evening, and did not feel good the next morning.

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Two-Face

Someone who pretends to be your friend but talks negatively about you when you're not around

I thought Kaila was my friend, but it turns out she talks shit about me behind my back, what a two-face.

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two flusher

A dump so enormous that one must flush the toilet twice to get it all down.

Excuse me folks but I must hit the can. This could be a two flusher!

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two coons

the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!

Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"

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