Fluent in Typo

A cognizance of meaning in text that is riddled with typographical errors. Typically used to prevent individuals from sending repeated corrections for spelling errors.

sms from Jane: "Wil met yuo @ 6ish"
2 seconds later...

sms from Jane: "Will = Will, met = meet, yuo = you"
sms from John: "No worries, I'm fluent in typo"

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mouth typo

When somewhere along the way, your mouth and brain disconnect causing you to mis-say something, as if you made a typo but instead of typing, it is within speech.

rat-donkey: this is totally "nsfu"
me: what the fuck does nsfu mean.
rat-donkey: oops, i made a mouth typo. i meant nsfw

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Rhyming Typo

When you accidentally type the wrong word on a text document, and this word rhymes, causing the confusion.

1 - "I would assume though."
2 - "What?"
1 - "Damn, rhyming typo. *I would assume so."
2 - "Idiot"

jonny typo

a word on aim or texting that is spelled completly wrong and unable to comprehend.

n00bpwner: hewy mamna yon i got fnea and xvoco.
confusedguy: wtf did you say. you pulled a fuckin jonny typo.

Typo-prone

One who is prone to commit typographical errors.

Dude, what's with all the spelling errors in your emails? Oh sorry, I seem to be very typo-prone when I'm tired.

Mouth-Typo

When you say a sentence incorrectly, or use a wrong word.

Two examples of Mouth-Typo used in different situations can be seen below
"where do you want to proceed today?"
instead of the more understandable version
"where do you want to go today?"
or
"We will, We will Dwayne you"
(your mind is drifting away so you think of something else related to what your writing or saying about but it is incorrect)
correct version
"We will, We will rock you"

Typo Stroke

Misspelling a number of words while typing and not realizing it immediately.

John: So I tuld yo abut whee I am ging tomrrow, okau?

Mad Max: What? Did you just have a typo stroke?