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Being under the influence of Charlie Sheen
Friend 1- Here dude you drive I drank too much.
Friend 2- Man no. Its like the car just -just cant handle me. If i were to get in that car and attempt to drive it the world would implode. Its just like that. Thats life
Friend 3- He's under the sheen. Lock him in a padded room
and we can wait to see if its reversible.
Person- That is so bitchin'
Cop- Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? Im gonna need for you to breath into this.
Man- No i cant. Do you know what my breath would do if i breathed on that thing? It would probably kill you and all of your family. And maybe even every single person in the world.
Cop- Im gonna give you a ticket for being under the sheen, and then take you to an insane asylum.
perverts that are younger than you
“omg this third grader asked me for pictures!”
“UGH! under perverts!”
When you ignored your Mrs to go on the lash with the lads and the get a earhole of abuse when you get home.
I was under siege when I got home. ‘She under Sieged me last night’
The part of your skin under your sagging breasts.
I’m laying down by the pool trying to tan my under titties.
little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.
fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.
Something that is being managed and handled, thus requiring no concern from other parties. As defined by JK's outlook on Australian colloquialism.
Don't worry Sam it's under wraps
The first person to act in a betting round of poker.
I was under the gun with a pair of jacks.
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